Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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