Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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