The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
