I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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