when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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