Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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