Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I wish you could order shots online.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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