Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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