You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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