at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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