Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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