my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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