I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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