nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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