dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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