Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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