we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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