Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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