They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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