No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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