Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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