I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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