Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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