I'm lost and stupid without you.
It's Friday. Sex?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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