Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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