stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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