I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
well you can't waste a boner
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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