Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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