My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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