Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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