i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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