i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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