if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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