I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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