Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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