i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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