dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
wow bdsm is so cute
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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