I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
