I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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