i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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