So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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