I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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