He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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