i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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