it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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