Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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