did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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