i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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