yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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