No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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