'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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