Your dad touched me again.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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