I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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