we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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