Non-Jews are for practice
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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