I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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